I was only looking for ice cube trays. Until the hand of fate guided me into the pastel sugar-encrusted world of The Easter Aisle. I screeched to a halt and whipped my head to confirm the suspicions of what I had just seen.
Only a Texan Dollar General could you find this little kit of wonderment. I was incredulous. Should I slap my knee and bust a gut?? Or hang my head in shame for this mockery of Easter. I mean, I DO live in a state where men weld deer blinds to their pickups and women pack heat, so really, why should I be surprised? Camo eggs- It will make for a truly unforgettable Easter egg hunt and simultaneous cruel joke to play on kids. Good luck finding THAT egg in the grass- It will keep them occupied for HOURS.
Ahhh yes, Camo Eggs: Perfect for your next Apocalypse Now party.
As for the air horn; that is an entirely different Dollar General story- stay tuned.
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